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Health tip
Posted: 15 Jan 2019, 14:20
by dvm
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport-you'll get a free X-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.
Re: Health tip
Posted: 15 Jan 2019, 22:37
by JJB17463rdBombGroup
If they do a nitrate test on you and suspect you of being a bomb maker tell them that they don't have a clue you are not into those type of munitions instead you manufacture clandestine mustard agents instead.
Re: Health tip
Posted: 15 Jan 2019, 23:09
by Hook
JJB17463rdBombGroup wrote:
If they do a nitrate test on you and suspect you of being a bomb maker tell them that they don't have a clue you are not into those type of munitions instead you manufacture clandestine mustard agents instead.
Ouch. That would probably be good for several years of free medical care.
Hook
Re: Health tip
Posted: 16 Jan 2019, 09:04
by AKar
dvm wrote:If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport-you'll get a free X-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.
I'm fairly sure one ends up getting a statement from a shrink as well, albeit he might very well be the only one from the bunch that has any kind of medical proficiency.
I quit drinking (well...almost!) and started running. Now I've ended up with knee pain and have been limping for two weeks. My health advice would therefore be for everyone to keep on drinking and avoid running at all costs - the latter is proven worse for health...
-Esa