Ha! I never knew Chemtrails were a big conspiracy... I was working on my truck last summer with a friend, when I looked up and noticed several big contrails which stretched almost horizon to horizon... I pointed this out and he started going off about them being chemtrails, a big government conspiracy and this that and the other and told me to check it out. I figured he was a little off, I didn't know it was a widely recognized conspiracy!
As for an EMP attack, that stuff is truly scary... only too possible. And if 1/3 of the US could lose power as they say could happen, I really need to get a firearm. Stat. It sucks to be in one of the most restricted states in the country for that.
I figure best bet is to drive to as high an elevation as possible before running out of gas (for the freshest water) and eating what is possible. After that all bets are off!
Edit: Rosie is more scary than any EMP... She's almost up there with Joy Behar! :shudder: