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As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown, one thought kept crossing my mind

....every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

- John Glenn



When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible and we had the land.

They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.

When we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land.

- Desmond Tutu


America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked.

- David Letterman



I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.

- Howard Hughes


After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box!

- Italian proverb



The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

- Jean Kerr



I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.

- Zsa-Zsa Gabor


When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

- Prince Philip


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- Emo Philips



Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

- Harrison Ford



The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.

- Spike Milligan



Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.

- Robin Hall


Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

- Jean Rostand



Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger



We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for,

I have no idea.

- W. H. Auden



If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johnny Carson



I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical.

- Arthur C Clarke


Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

- Steve Martin


Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

- Jimmy Durante



America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

- Doug Hamwell



The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

- George Roberts


If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

- Jonathan Winters



I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

- Robert Benchley


The weather person is the only person that I know, that can be wrong 99.9 % of the time, and still have a job the next day.

-Johnny Carson

And finally, did you know that the Duke of Edinburgh died of old age? Yeah, it took me by surprise as well!
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There’s a whole lot of truth in there Ron! (Some I may even identify with)
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wblackret wrote: 05 May 2021, 17:15 There’s a whole lot of truth in there Ron! (Some I may even identify with)
Don't tell me, you're an Elvis impersonator? :D
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Ron Attwood wrote: 05 May 2021, 17:31
wblackret wrote: 05 May 2021, 17:15 There’s a whole lot of truth in there Ron! (Some I may even identify with)
Don't tell me, you're an Elvis impersonator? :D
No. He's a former weather man. :lol: :lol:


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Dogsbody55 wrote: 05 May 2021, 23:56
Ron Attwood wrote: 05 May 2021, 17:31
wblackret wrote: 05 May 2021, 17:15 There’s a whole lot of truth in there Ron! (Some I may even identify with)
Don't tell me, you're an Elvis impersonator? :D
No. He's a former weather man. :lol: :lol:


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Ah yes. That'll do it. :D
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Actually, I’m a kleptomaniac! Thank you, thank you very much!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: They all made me smile.

Keep smiling
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Did you here that? I thought I heard Elvis. It WAS Elvis!
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Ron Attwood wrote: 06 May 2021, 11:04 Did you here that? I thought I heard Elvis. It WAS Elvis!
*HEAR*... :roll: :P :mrgreen:
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Oh Jesus! Hoisted on my own petard. I'll never live that down. I'll leave it as a warning to other pedants not to get too cocky. :oops:
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Its 2021 Ron you are allowed to brush it off with a gif meme these days

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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A meme? What's a frickin' meme?

I've been here before I think. :?
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Gee Ron, whatever do you meme?
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