When you are 75.......
I was standing at the bar at the Cruise Terminal one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re seventy five..............who cares?
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I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?â€Â
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you’re seventy five.............who cares?
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I was talking to a young woman in the Cruise Terminal last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.â€Â
I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.â€Â
Cost me a fat lip, but...
When you’re seventy five..............who cares?
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I was telling a woman at Jericho Tennis Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts
"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but...
When you’re seventy five...............who cares?
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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
he lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you’re seventy five...............who cares?
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I went to our bar at the Cruise Terminal last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me 6 more stitches, but...
When you’re seventy five..............who cares?
Keep smiling
Tug
When You Are 75
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Thanks, Tug. I needed a good laugh today and this was perfect.
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Slowly reaching halve that age...
Good read to start a Friday morning, thanks.
Good read to start a Friday morning, thanks.
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