Sometimes you just have to mind your own business

[geopetlas]

This past Monday morning I happened to run into my friend, John. I was shocked! He had two of worst black-eyes I had ever seen.
"John, what the heck happened to you?" I asked.
"Well," he said, "Yesterday during Mass I noticed that when everybody stood up for the Gospel that the lady in front of me had her dress wedged in the crack of her butt. Being the gentleman that I am, I reached over and pulled the dress out. That's when she turned around and punched me in my eye."

"Wow, John , you really should have minded your own business. It got you a black-eye for your trouble. So how did you get the second black-eye?"

"Well, I figured she must have really liked having the dress being wedged in her butt crack, so I pushed the dress back in."

[FlameOut]

No he didn't !

[n421nj]

Lol

[Lewis - A2A]