The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing
and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very
sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and
cursing at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday -School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the
trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."
Keep smiling
Tug
In this part of the world, it's usually a blond in a large black SUV.
