Nursing Home Whoopie

[pressler]

Tom Williams is 85
and lives in a Senior Citizens Home.

Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden
behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments
and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders
into the garden.
They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours
have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Tom
turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of
all?" She asks, "What?'' "Sex" he replies. Mildred exclaims,
"Why you old coot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your
head!" "I know," Tom says, "but it would be nice if a woman
could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred,
who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds
to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night
in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold Tom's thingie. Then one night Tom didn't show up at their
usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find him and
make sure he was O.K. She walked around the Senior Citizen
Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another
female resident, who was holding Tom's little Pal. Furious,
Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-gun!! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?" Old Tom smiled happily and replied,
"Parkinson's."

[FlameOut]

I just about got choked on my breakfast.

[LZ-WIL]

Cheerz,
Will

[stephan.cote.1]

Epic!


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[n421nj]

Lmfao. So gross and so funny

[Leadcatcher]

So bad it is good....


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