Ain't nature wonderful?

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Ron Attwood
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Ain't nature wonderful?

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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating. She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?”

I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That’s how nature works.”

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?”

I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”

We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?” I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.”

Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.

She said: “Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.”

Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her.








She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, an inspiratiom.

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:lol: :lol: You old dog you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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ouch.. lol

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