Pun Intended

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dvm
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Pun Intended

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An invisible man married an invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
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​I didn’t think the chiropractor could improve my posture… but I stand corrected.
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I took my new girlfriend to the ice rink on our first date. It was half-price night.
She called me a cheap-skate.
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Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
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My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.
I’m not buying it.
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Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16.
So the difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?
Suture self.

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Tug002
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Re: Pun Intended

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Keep smiling
Tug :)

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