As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown, one thought kept crossing my mind
....every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
- John Glenn
When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked.
- David Letterman
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.
- Howard Hughes
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box!
- Italian proverb
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
- Jean Kerr
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
- Zsa-Zsa Gabor
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
- Harrison Ford
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
- Robin Hall
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
- Jean Rostand
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for,
I have no idea.
- W. H. Auden
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical.
- Arthur C Clarke
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
- Steve Martin
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
- Jimmy Durante
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
- Doug Hamwell
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
- George Roberts
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
- Jonathan Winters
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Robert Benchley
The weather person is the only person that I know, that can be wrong 99.9 % of the time, and still have a job the next day.
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And finally, did you know that the Duke of Edinburgh died of old age? Yeah, it took me by surprise as well!
Some real goodies in here.
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Some real goodies in here.
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
There’s a whole lot of truth in there Ron! (Some I may even identify with)
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Don't tell me, you're an Elvis impersonator?
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
No. He's a former weather man.
Cheers,
Mike
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Ah yes. That'll do it.Dogsbody55 wrote: ↑05 May 2021, 23:56No. He's a former weather man.
Cheers,
Mike
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Actually, I’m a kleptomaniac! Thank you, thank you very much!
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
They all made me smile.
Keep smiling
Tug
Keep smiling
Tug
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Did you here that? I thought I heard Elvis. It WAS Elvis!
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
*HEAR*...
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Oh Jesus! Hoisted on my own petard. I'll never live that down. I'll leave it as a warning to other pedants not to get too cocky.
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Its 2021 Ron you are allowed to brush it off with a gif meme these days
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Rob Wilkinson
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
A meme? What's a frickin' meme?
I've been here before I think.
I've been here before I think.
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Re: Some real goodies in here.
Gee Ron, whatever do you meme?
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