During his physical, the doctor asked the patient
About his daily activity level
He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
Drank eight beers,
Escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
Narrowly escaped being sprayed by an angry skunk,
Jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
Marched up and down several rocky hills,
Stood in a patch of poison ivy,
Crawled out of quicksand
And took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
”NAH,” he replied,
“I'm just a crappy golfer.”
Keep smiling
Tug
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Re: The Outdoors man
I've always said that Golf is the quickest way to ruin a perfectly good walk in the bush!
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