Biker ain't so tough...

[Ron Attwood]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing', the man offered. "Once, on a trip to a big bikers festival called the 'Bulldog Bash', in Hunstanton, I came across a gang of Hells Angels who were threatening to take advantage of a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I grabbed the biggest guy by the nipple ring, kicked him in the groin and then round kicked the next-biggest guy in the face. Then I grabbed the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and punched him square on his nose, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I shouted - Back off or I will chin the lot of you!"

St. Peter was impressed. In fact, he was well impressed! "When did all this happen?" he asked.













"About ten minutes ago."

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[Lewis - A2A]

Hahahahaha

[Tug002]

Sounds about right

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