Japanese sex

[Ron Attwood]

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform a highly erotic sex.

Husband: " sukitataki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: " Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees, literally begging: Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji"
Husband shouts angrily: Na miaou kina Tim kouju"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this! You don't know any Japanese!

You'll read anything as long as it's about sex...

Sometimes I worry about you lot!

[jeepinforfun]

That's a good one Ron.

I know a little and as far as I can tell it's just nansens.

[Ron Attwood]

That's a good one Ron.

I know a little and as far as I can tell it's just nonsense.

No kidding?

[MarcE]

You know me pretty well, Ron, who are you?