The Haircut

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Tug002
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The Haircut

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week’ The florist was
pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be
changed often and for the same reason.”

Keep smiling
Tug :)

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Re: The Haircut

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As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be
changed often and for the same reason.”
He'd get my vote. Oh wait....?
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Re: The Haircut

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It wasn't Ronald Regan but Samuel Clemens that said that originally.

Still, a good joke.
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Re: The Haircut

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ImpendingJoker wrote: 07 May 2022, 19:08 It wasn't Ronald Regan but Samuel Clemens that said that originally.

Still, a good joke.
OK, Samuel will get my vote. Such is the choice these days, you're forced to vote for dead people.

Wait a goshdurned minute (Oops, a different thread)....Ain't that what we're doing? Brain dead anyway.
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Re: The Haircut

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Tug002 wrote: 07 May 2022, 05:36
As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be
changed often and for the same reason.”
Never truer words spoken!
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