What did he say?

[Ron Attwood]

I came to London and we stayed in a hotel and I said to the man 'How much would it be to stay the night?' He said 'It'll be £50 a night.

My wife said 'What did he say?

He said it will be £50 a night

The man said 'Would you like a bath or would you like a shower?'

My wife said 'What did he say?'

I said 'Would you like a room with a bath or a shower?'

I said 'We'll have a bath thank you'

He said 'Would you like a twin or a double?

She said 'What did he say?

'Would you like a twin or a double?

'We'll have a double please'

He said 'Where are you from?

I told him we're from Cornwall

She said 'What did he say?

He asked us where are we from.

He said 'You know what, he said, I had the worst shag I ever had in my life in Cornwall'

My wife said 'What did he say?




He said he thinks he knows you





With thanks to the late Jethro. One of the funniest men on the planet.

[Tug002]

Keep smiling
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[Ron Attwood]

Is it the word 'shag' that's confusing people? Perhaps you think what's funny about having an awful dance or hairstyle or smoke. Shag=English slang for sex.
Hope that helps.

[Tug002]

I thought that everyone knew what that word meant. I'm born and raised in Canada and know that one. I still think that it's a great one though.

Keep smiling
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[Bones]

'Twas a good one, Ron, no need for the explanation. I just think the traffic has slowed with no new Comanche updates. It can be exhausting waiting for the Comanche...or the Great Leap Forward...or Godot.

[ClipperLuna]

Made me laugh, I'm just too lazy to log-in long enough to say so.

I really should be better about being social.

[Ron Attwood]

Made me laugh, I'm just too lazy to log-in long enough to say so.

I really should be better about being social.

I always had you down as a miserable git.