A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol ... Dead .
The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup ...Dead .
Fourth worm in good clean soil ... Alive...
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Keep smiling
Tug
Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!!
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Re: Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!!
Kind Regards
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Tomas
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Accu-Sim aircraft in my hangar:
C172, C182, P51 Civ, P51 Mil, B17, Spitfire, P47, B377 COTS,
J3 Cub, T6, Connie, P-40, V35B
A2A Accu-Sim Avro Lancaster Loading:............0.000003% complete, please wait.
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Re: Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!!
Maxine, oh Maxine, See me later!!!! No, make that five exclamation points !
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, an inspiratiom.
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