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[Raceguy]

Now that I’m retired I decided to get a part time job to fill the days. I stopped at our local grocery and applied and was hired immediately.

On my first day they put me in produce restocking apples. As I was working a woman approached and asked “where is the lettuce?”

I told her we were currently out but that a truck will arrive later tonight and we will have it restocked before the store opens in the morning.

She walked away but returned a minute later asking “where is the lettuce?”
I explained again that we were currently out but that a truck will arrive later tonight and we will have it restocked before the store opens in the morning.

She walked away only to return a minute later asking “where is the lettuce?”

I said “How many A’s are in apple?
She replied one
I said right!

I then asked how many C’s are in carrot?
She replied one
I said right!

I then said how many F’s are in lettuce?
She paused and said, “There is no F in lettuce”

I said “right, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!

I now have to find a new place to shop.

I’m now heading to Wal-Mart to apply as a greeter. This should go great!

[ClipperLuna]

Thanks Raceguy. It's Monday morning and the beginning of the work week, but at least it started with a laugh.

[Bones]

Brilliant!

[Ron Attwood]

I tried not to laugh...But failed.

[Genista]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRHWvVBxWCw

A true classic !